Pens and Lighters

Pecker pop up ball point pen

Lite-up pen with boobie top

X-rated action pen

Pecker push pins disc by vendor

Stripper pen

A useful ass for the office! ASS-cessorize your office with the hilarious Tushy Desk Set! No desk is complete without one It gives "Shove it up your ass" a whole new meaning!

Working girls doodle pad - sold in dozens

Working mans doodle pad - sold in dozens (temp. unavailable)

Xxx rated telephone pad

Pop up peter lighter (ea)

This pair of voluptuous breasts will ease your stress. Just squeeze them, bite them and suck them, anything you want to want! They are only 1¾" X 1½" X 1" so they wil

Light up boner pen

An earthshaking orgasm is your cries sighs and moans ringer! It's an EZ 'Touch Bone' dialing too! There's an auto on-off switch and the phone cord is included. Telephone stands 8'

With the Big Tit Magnets, you can hang artwork and notes on your fridge, file cabinet or car hood. These magnets are soft and squishy round boobs with pig pink areolas. It's the ho

Make your message clear! This 2.75" x 3.75" boobie note pad will not be over looked. With 50 removable sticky notes, your notes will tit for tat!

Make your message clear! This 3.25" x 3.25 penis note pad will not be over looked. With 50 removable sticky notes, everyone can enjoy your notes!

Make your message clear! This 3.75" x 2" finger note pad will not be over looked. With 50 removable sticky notes, you can now stick it to the man!

Watch it wiggle as you write! The Bouncing Pecker Pen works like any other pen except that you get to enjoy a little dick bouncing as you write. Perfect for short hand or long stro

Checks that say it how it is! The Pre Written Alimony Checks come in three sayings. Each check is personalized with hilarious details of the pain of paying alimony. When you want t

This sassy, sexy notepad says it all! Say good-bye to boring yellow sticky-notes. Express yourself with these fun lip-shaped Naughty Notes that say, "Pucker up baby!" Sticky notes

You would be a dick not to give someone a heads up! Say good-bye to boring yellow sticky-notes. Express yourself with these fun penis-shaped Naughty Notes that say, "Heads up!" Sti

This sassy notepad says it all! Say good-bye to boring yellow sticky-notes. Express yourself with these fun screw-shaped Naughty Notes that say, "Screw it!" Sticky notes measure 2.

Don't be a boob, say it with a sassy, silly note! Say good-bye to boring yellow sticky-notes. Express yourself with these fun breast-shaped Naughty Notes that say, "Stay Abreast...

Willy has such a magnetic personality! This round black magnet measures 2.25" in diameter. There is a picture of a happy willy that has a bite taken out of him on the face of the m

Willy has such a magnetic personality! This round black magnet measures 2.25" in diameter. There is a picture of a happy willy on the face of the magnet. "Organ donor" is also writ