Things You Wear

With this cozy Dicky Head Cover you can do just that! Everyone on the green will admire your fuzzy penis and balls! Even at the nineteenth hole!

Now you can have nails that glow in the dark. The package contains 10 Peni-Nails and 20 adhesive tabs for your convenience. Go have fun now!

Let this hot dick keep your hands cool! The Peni-Microwave Mitten is sized to fit most hands and has a cute pecker head with smiley face. Great gift for those who love to cook!

Great for any dickhead! The Light Up Pecker Nose Glasses are made of plastic and sized to fit most. The head of the pecker flashes with the push of a button. Guaranteed to make 'em

Great for any boob! The Light Up Boobie Nose Glasses are made of plastic and sized to fit most. The nipples flash with the push of a button. Guaranteed to make 'em laugh!

This bracelet from Shane’s World is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. You can let everyone know just how you feel without saying a word. The bracelet is made to fit most

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The Condom Purse fits on your wrist so you never forget your necessities. The see through plastic band is made to fit most wrist sizes due to the adjustable Velcro strap. Simply pu

Glow in dark pecker necklace

Headbands are back! Every fashion mag tells us that we need headbands in various widths, colors and materials. But, they've forgotten to mention the Dicky Boppers headband. Truly o

Light up the night! These Glow In The Dark Pecker Earrings are 2.5" in length. Peckers make the perfect accessory!

Forget your bling, strut your ding! The Peni Jewels Erotic Bracelet is made of plastic. The one-size fits most bracelet is adorned with colorful beads and tiny peckers. Great party

You've got to use your head these days! This king size rubber hat with resivoir fits most dick heads! This is the perfect gift for any prick in your life!

Cover your nostrils with nipples for a hilarious experience! Weather you are trying to disguise your mug or send an erotic message, these novelty Phoney Face Boobie Glasses will do

Have you ever wanted to know what it was like to have a dick nose? Weather you are trying to disguise your mug or send an erotic message, these novelty Phoney Face Pecker Glasses w

Have you ever wanted to know what it was like to have a dick nose? Weather you are trying to disguise your mug or send an erotic message, day or night - these novelty Phoney Face P

Pecker party hat

Pecker ring

She may be a 6 but she will be a 10 once you put your Beer Goggles on! Let's face it. Sometimes the pickings are slim. No worry though the Beer Goggles will make the view that much

Here's a tip for you though.... Just remind your friends this was not molded from your own! One size fits most.

When was the last time you had a Dick-thru-the-Head? Headband fits most. Be the life of the party!

Barbeques are always a good time. But, you can make them even better when you grill it up while wearing the Bad Girl Apron, complete with raised tits and dominatrix theme print. Ke

Illuminating dicky devils horns

Barbeques are always a good time but you can make them even better when you grill it up while wearing the French Maid Apron complete with raised tits and dominatrix theme print. Ke

Pecker tiara